“How long are your guts?” is pretty raunchy if you’re using the back door. Doubting your physical compatibility is a level of brag that inspires fantasy smut.
I dunno, “How long are your guts?” sounds pretty hot
“What size
is your skin?”
One size fits all, baby gurl(?)
Yo, you got skin?
“How many bones are in your body?”
“Would you like one more?”
Legit had people in uni who thought human males have a penis bone
During a dissection of a rat at university, we had to dissect out the urinary papilla
The instructions were: “in the female rat, this can be found in the clitoral region”
A young lady beside me looked at me, completely lost, and said “where’s that?”
My heart broke for her
Lots of women thought humans have a baculum, because of the term “boner”, but I’ve found that more common in the US rather than my home of NZ
Why did I read that like a capital one commercial?
“How many bones are in your body?” and then some viking yells “wanna bet?” before a bowl of petunias hits him on the head then a whale lands on him at terminal (in every sense of the word) velocity. The splat can be heard all around flat earth
