• MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    Why did I read that like a capital one commercial?
    “How many bones are in your body?” and then some viking yells “wanna bet?” before a bowl of petunias hits him on the head then a whale lands on him at terminal (in every sense of the word) velocity. The splat can be heard all around flat earth