“I’m arriving”,haha
That one got me.
Almost. Almost. Almost…
There we are…
Well done.
Good show ol’ sport
I use this one with my partner often (Not in the boudoir)… she’s quite fond of it!
This is simply incorrect, the guidelines approved and enforced since Victorian times is the man kneels before the woman sat on the bed, they hold hands, the lights go out for a minute, then come back on and she is now with child.
Anyone found breaching said guidelines are roundly shunned through heavy tutting.
Oi, quite right. Quite right indeed! Carry on gov-na.
do you desire this, you fiddle stick muppet?
No British person speaks like this. You, you, you nincompoop!!!
Cor blimey, guvnor, I done gone and said the only swearword that’s frowned upon!!!
Love me a good snogging while rogering.
The fuck is rogering?
That’s rodgering. Clearly annunciated, too, if you please.
Textbook intercourse
Married a brit can confirm
Does she… go?
Say no more, say no more.
Sufficient!
drink me like a bole o waerh
Depends on accent:
South West: jrink me loike a bo’oh wa’er ('=glottal stop like in “ugh”)
London: drink me lyke a botto a wawtah
Merseyside: dlrinch me liche a bottull a wahtah (ch=choking sound)
You missed boo’h o’wa’er
Now we know.
Thanks for the meme, but all these are real words, so it’s not quite the same innit?
deriod
Is that a dude period?
Yes
I regret asking lol
