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12 hours agoWaPo already called it? It’s still ongoing, Belle.
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That’s the point.
119·2 days agoITT: hillbilly gun-clutchers who don’t realize cars are only working when you don’t hit something, and guns are only working when you do hit something.
Which one has he denied?
According to a recent post, he made that statement - and in many cases used it to prop up his own self-assessed effectiveness - 53 times.
I think it’s number 41. That one seemed insincere and flippant.
Canada needs to watch and learn.
I love how we’re just repeating gizmodo’s shitty headline writing, with the comma splice. Is it indolent or intentional?
Shoulda kept going.
1·4 days agoIn secondary school, on a whim, I did one of those bizarre basketball hook shots from very far away.
Nothin but net.
No one saw.
I absolutely suck at basketball . Like, I had no business even being close.
15·4 days agoAt birth my fingerprints were the same as his. Mom did that thing where she mixed us up and had to take us back to the GP for ID.
I can still unlock his phone 50-50 with my melon but not as often with the fingers.
If ICE is going to play letter-of-the-law, it’s time to hold entire command trees of agents and supervisors in contempt until citizens are retrieved. If they want to fill pre-trial jails, let’s fill them with people breaking the law pending an investigation of their conduct.
3·4 days agoThe tax thing, for example[:] you can’t file jointly if you aren’t married, no matter what else you set up
Not true. We filed jointly for years as common law. 🇨🇦
pickup
pick up
Funnier in Aus.
My sister’s girl had a baby boy about 3 years ago.
$0
Phew. 🇨🇦
Only illegal for the people suffering. :-\
slight
sleight?
… JD Vance sought for questioning.
Can DHL find America anyway? They’re not the one I heckled on the phone and compared their shipping speed to a laden Galapagos Tortoise, but given two hands and a map it’s still iffy DHL could find their own ass inside of a week.
We were excited to learn of a new restaurant opening, an all-day breakfast and lunch place, like an upscale Denny’s with a liquor license.
Hmm. That sounds more ghetto than summer lazy patio time with friends should.
Anyway, they finished setting up 4 years ago. At most I see 2 cars in the lot on the way past and no one seems to ever be inside.
Either they’re laundering serious cash or they’re somehow bankrupting a restaurant in an area that needs an option other than pizza and subway.