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Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

What's your wish?

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What's your wish?

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  • WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works
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    3 months ago

    I wish for another wishing well.

    • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.worldOP
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      3 months ago

      https://youtu.be/UgAkZfObn0c

  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world
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    Let me guess, if I swallow a pearl and trip in, I’m gonna find a big titted centapede?

    • kamenLady.@lemmy.world
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      If you swallow 2 pearls, you’ll find the millipede. Yes, also big titted.

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        3 months ago

        Do tell more!

    • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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      3 months ago

      HUMAN-o-centipede

  • SplashJackson@lemmy.ca
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    Famous amongst whom?

  • Bruncvik@lemmy.world
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    To switch to the timeline where Harambe was not killed.

  • thermal_shock@lemmy.world
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    That Samara doesn’t come out of my TV

    • MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world
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      Don’t worry, I’m pretty sure she needs a VCR. Her pool of victims is vanishingly small.

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    “that’s all over the second we ride up Troy’s bucket…”

  • chaosCruiser@futurology.today
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    I’ll just vacuum up all of those coins real quick. Just make sure nobody knows I did that, deal?

  • Like the wind...@sh.itjust.works
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    I wish for $200000000, a switch 2, or a gift card idk

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    At first when I saw this image, I immediately waited for her to crawl out of the well.

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