
Edit: holy shit I just realized that’s Elijah Wood
His eyes have been moist for decades
The distant future of 11 years ago!
If we can’t live forever, overclocking our brain-computer interfaces to cram more virtual time into our remaining years is the next best thing.
Maybe eventually there’ll be FOSS privacy respecting degree packages that you can incorporate in maybe a week. Do 52 of them and prove something new at their insections. Repeat.
Chief Miles O’Brien would like a word…

Is this the episode where he gets sentenced to 20 years of jumanji alamaraine hopscotch prison?
While imprisoned on Cardassia, yeah. :p
I see your grandkids are also salvia enthusiasts
if this can happen in the future would they be able to do this but im the dragonborn in skyrim
After reading these comments, I am never smoking salvia.
I probably never was going to at my age… but there was a chance I would consider it.
Oh fuck no. Zero. Negative one.
Come on, do it pussy.
Very convincing. OK, you go first tho.
Okay, done!
After reading these comments without my glasses on, I’m never smoking saliva. 😛
Did you get a flute at the end?
Can my name be Roy
67 lol
You cheeky little numbskull!
I never bothered to figure out where that came from










