I never call it
It just comes when it pleases
If he calls it a knob, he’s not just British, he’s Bri’ish.
Or Juicy J
No he’s a noob nob ‘cause it’s “nob” not “knob”
(British)^2
Ding-a-ling: Chuck Berry fan
What about tallywhacker? Or schlong?
I’m always left out.
Saying Tallywacker will always make me smile
##Verse 1
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?
It’s swell to have a stiffy
It’s divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world’s biggest prick
##Verse 2
So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife’s best friend
Your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don’t take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won’t come back
[Outro (spoken)] Thank you very much
Now sit on my face and tell me that you love me
mister boopsy fucking killed me
… And he can do it again in 2-5 hours ;)
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Mine is known as The Great Depression.
A lot of people got fucked by The Great Depression. It also caused quite a few suicides. Good for you!
I think they mean it in more of a topogical sense, maybe. Could be either/both.
Hi, I’m Lo Wang. I’ll be your acupuncturist today.
You no mess with Lo Wang
yall are missing out on not having cold feet when sleeping, I’m just saying
I don’t cage my tootsies when not necessary
there’s very comfy kinds of socks, you just gotta find them
wand = double nerd alert.
I put on my robe and wizard hat…
I’ll put on a witch’s hat and then we can have a duel.
jorkin depeanus
Blasting Rod = Dresden Fan
I just call it “my eight inches”
Here’s hoping someone done seen that video of the courtroom.
I would strongly prefer if you specifically never interacted with any of my posts.
Sorry, I really am not able to assist with that. I would strongly suggest you don’t waste your energy with this request. 🙂
It’s the tonsil tickler or the pooper probe. The wizards staff, rod of power, batter blaster, turkey baster, or goo gun. There are some that call it… Tim.
“Gochu” meaning “hot pepper” in Korean.
