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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago
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      Perhaps the danger is what makes it hot.

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    Nah, she takes her teef out first.

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      You haven’t loved until you have had a gummi

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    Who was the first man who was like “I wanna put my dick in the place for tearing meat”???

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      Adam

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    I also see hoomans as collections of their individual pieces and am disgusted by their carbon-based appendages. One tried “speaking” to me by contracting disgusting throat muscles while exhaling air and flapping their boney-ingestion bear trap hole in strange ways. I saw small clouds of bacteria, viruses, and spit fly out of this hole. It was all very terrifying but I was horny. Worked out fine. Flesh bag’s aren’t so bad.

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      They’re Made Out of Meat https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7tScAyNaRdQ

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    One of my points of pride is actually using my teeth. A light scrape or nibble dramatically increases tactile sensitivity and emotional intensity. If you know how to simultaneously integrate the tongue and lips properly you can really leverage that “crazy girl sex” that drives dudes fucking nuts. I may have had years of therapy but there’s a few holdovers just because crazy girls do it better. The other big thing is gregariousness because once you learn to use it with real day-to-day support and respect for people it just magnifies it.

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    But the bear trap also has this soft tentacle-like that can make your flesh stick feel good.

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    Humans lack many sharp teeth and have unimpressive jaw strength. It’s a much more beautiful show of trust with my dog.

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      ಠ_ಠ

    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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      Wonderful

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    Someone actually gets it. Like every other sexual act it is an act of trust.

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      Thrust too

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    It’s called a ring gag…

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    feels good man

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    This is one reason I never understood tea bagging

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    And chock full of germs that will give you an infection in probably the worst spot of the entire body.

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    comprising

    not comprised of

    friggin’ dunce

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    Hack! J’accuse!

    https://youtu.be/LfT8PRJXfFM?is=pJnEyHqd3jnNlENP

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