When you’re dating JD Vance and he wants you to role play as the sofa cushions.
Wonderful
Bah! You beat me to it!
On an unrelated note, I may now understand JD Vance a tiny bit better.
Ok that’s 3 minutes, and the rest of the evening?
Good cocktails take make than 3 minutes to enjoy
I’m not a good cocktail though, I’m a bad lay.
So 3 minutes it is.
Just swipe your credit card and leave.
Nah, she’s playing too many games expecting the guy to see past that camouflage and take the hint.
She might just be being polite
Word to the wise stay the fuck away from women who try to separate you from your friends
How much can a banana cost? 60 seconds? 90 seconds?
Seriously, they can wait in the car for 5 minutes.
Bonk!
I’m mostly just impressed
She has a point.
Stop giving them lifehacks!
She’s holding my drink for me? How sweet.
Yeah… that’s a pretty convincing reason not to leave 😂
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