196 just ain’t the same since it switched instances
Only fifteen minutes? Speed demon
Where’s the stage where you cry in the fetal position for 20 minutes?
Before bootyhole business
Morning shower people are weird. Do you shower before bed and then in the morning as well or do you just get into bed with the day’s filth all over you?
If you’re blue collar you shower after work, white collar showers before
When I lived in Texas the humidity made me so greasy I had to do both
I sit in an office all day, not much filth. But yeah, if I go for a bike ride and get all sweaty, I’ll shower after, but then I’ll usually forgo the next morning’s shower… only usually, because morning shower helps me wake up.
And my hair looks awful without a shower
if all I did was sit at home all day, yeah I don’t usually shower before bed
but most of the time it’s both morning and night
I shower twice a day, once in the morning and once in the evening.
No wank? Sure, sure…
I’ve never understood shower wanks. Water is a terrible lubricant.
Standing = bad
Water = bad
Hot water = also bad for different reasons
Soap: stingsYeah idgi either. I understand why women make the assumption, because at least they have the showerhead, but I’m surprised to see male support for the shower wank. Different strokes, I guess.
I mean I’m not into it either but shower chairs aren’t that expensive if you’ve got a kink
I’ve never been left wanting for lubrication, regardless of the wank location. You must be using a different technique than I.
privacy
You know, this may sound silly, but you just taught me something about myself with just that one word. I have never had the experience of not having privacy. My parents let me close my bedroom door and would not just barge in without knocking. I have never lived with anyone as an adult who would violate my privacy either. I’ve never needed to consider privacy in that way because I have never lacked it. A sort of privilege I had I hadn’t realized until you said that.
you are making me nostalgic for the 3 years of my life i had privacy
kids man, they don’t understand the word privacy. as we speak my 11 has just interrupted my bath to take a piss lol.
No kids for me! Snip snip!
I got a vasectomy because I don’t want kids. Unfortunately, when I got home, they were still there.
(I’m kidding, I love my kids. But I definitely don’t want any more)
ha, a wise move indeed in these trying times. anyway, good luck to you friend!
I miss those showers at home, where you didn’t need to care about bills as your parents protected you from those.
My showers easily ended up being 30min long, looking back I wish those bills still took a similar % of your income. I’d happily sink away into my empty brain under a steaming hot shower.
the money I spend on water and gas is well worth it
Pro-Tip: If you lay down in the shower with a bath pillow, you can collect a bunch of water in your groin, before releasing it like a wave. Feels fuckin’ Great. You can also point your toes at the shower, to get’em real nice and warm. Put a small damp cloth over your eyes and the bridge of your nose, and you can fuckin’ fall asleep. Feels like your back in the womb.
I am envious of shorter people sometimes, that just sounds like a DIY waterboarding situation for my 6’2 ass, but you make it sound really nice
Wow there’s a way to prepare for it? Please share the details. I’m still on “stumble out and get blindsided by it all again.”
Yep, exactly me
Not me showering before bed so I can make it to the train before being alone with my thoughts
Accurate. Except I sit down
I find music keeps me from getting lost in my mind
