Men be over here bragging about eating a woman until she squirts all over his face, then balk at this?

Get out of here.

Funnily enough, I have been rested for ADHD by professionals. Not even borderline.

The test itself is an ADHDer’s nightmare. First they ask you to look at a few pictures, then you take a 250 item questionnaire, where some of them are the same, just worded slightly differently, then they ask you specific questions about the pictures you looked at 250 questions ago.

Dang, JJ. Violet got banned before me.

That sounds like my time as a computer technician and then a network tech. Always chasing the next cert to stand out from the next tech. Once I switched to compsci I’ve never been pitched any certifications.

I’d eat the shit out of that and I don’t even like cheesecake.

I scrolled through the whole comments section and not a single Sexy Losers reference? For shame.

That link is about as tame as the comic gets.

I did it

Am I doing it right, now?

Yeah. And?

Why can’t I click the updoot harder?

Umm, the poetry section is over there 👉 Poetry@lemmy.world, but that was lovely.

Then stabbing your fucking eyeballs while trying to get coffee.

Apollo teasing just the tip.