That sounds like my time as a computer technician and then a network tech. Always chasing the next cert to stand out from the next tech. Once I switched to compsci I’ve never been pitched any certifications.

I’d eat the shit out of that and I don’t even like cheesecake.

I scrolled through the whole comments section and not a single Sexy Losers reference? For shame.

That link is about as tame as the comic gets.

I did it

Am I doing it right, now?

Yeah. And?

Why can’t I click the updoot harder?

Umm, the poetry section is over there 👉 Poetry@lemmy.world, but that was lovely.

Then stabbing your fucking eyeballs while trying to get coffee.

Apollo teasing just the tip.