Ah shit. Sorry, I was stabbing someone. Guess I don’t get that coffee. 😔
thank you. this gave me the motivation I needed to stop scrolling on my phone in bed and to instead scroll on my phone from the can
with coffee
Ya can’t stop progress!
(and by progress, we meant substance dependency)
I can stop anytime I want!
…my happiness is just dependent on me not wanting that.
Can I at least stab someone a little bit?
Isn’t being stabbed a binary condition? Like being pregnant. You’re either stabbed or you’re not.
It did say “probably”! I think that’s your loophole. Just pick a “Vic #1” type target.
(As in whodunnits where everyone has a motive to kill THAT guy)
You know what? I do deserve a coffee.
What about second coffee?
Can this be my coffee?

Apollo teasing just the tip.

Then stabbing your fucking eyeballs while trying to get coffee.
Thank you Maxxus, it’s been a long night and you just made facing the day worthwhile
I was just thinking about that.
Thanks, I do deserve another coffee.
I’m not stabbing anyone righ now! Maybe I am a good person! I am slicing someone right now but that isn’t a stab!
hope that dood in ikebukuro doesnt read this tonight… too late little sunbeam
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