Don’t even need to steal it, just gotta show the staff your fidget spinner tits and they get so amazed that they give you everything for free. I’ve been doing it since 2019
Wait. Am I replacing my tits with fidget spinners, or am I supposed to be affixing fidget spinners to my tits?
Born that way, your mother would have had to use fidget spinners as utensils the entire time she was pregnant. For every single meal.
Wait, were you born that way or are you talking about them? I am weirdly invested but confused.
I was born that way but my mom slipped up and used a fork once when pregnant with my sister and she was cursed with normal human tits, and no one has ever gotten anything for free with those.
I once saw a lady walk right through the self checkout and out the door. The only reason she got caught was she picked up a big frozen crab legs box and that triggered the alarm.
Where I live, there are entire homeless encampments, like little villages of tents and tarps.
Fentanyl is said to be a big part of the problem. Meth was already a huge problem by itself.
So long story short drug war= heroin and cocaine scarcity= cheap quickly available chemical alternatives like meth and fentanyl= addiction spiral increase= poor and homeless= Windows can’t open a window without lagging. IT’S IN THE NAME YOU CAN’T EVEN DO IT
Shoplifting? Y’all need Cheez-its!
I have 5 different varieties of cheez-its at the moment and I will collect more next trip to the store
We are not that far from vandal hordes surviving by pillaging and looting. Just make sure you are on the bigger hordes side and you should be okay. It all starts with shoplifting out of necessity and lack of opportunity.
vandal hordes surviving by pillaging and looting
You misspelled “camps and warehouses filled with prisoners doing the shit work for free that illegal immigrants used to do for next to nothing.”
For the Australians: https://youtube.com/watch?v=fFkYz0d1j98
