If you’re uncircumcised you can try a variation of this where you put peanut butter on your knob and then jam on your shaft then when you pull your foreskin over it you’ve got yourself a pb&j eggroll. If you’re circumcised then I’d suggest some foreskin regeneration therapy so you can try making pb&j shlongrolls in a few years. No one should miss out.
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The fact that this exists means that god is either oblivious to the horrors taking place on its universe or that he is impotent to change the events taking place on it
He could also be aware and have the power to change it, but doesn’t care.
Nah, as god is all-know able he has the deep knowledge of all the kinks and has experienced them fully. God’s into this.
The real gold is always in the comments.
someone get me some nitric acid we need to hide the gold
Angry upvote
I’m circumcised. Last girl I was with said, “so you’re not circumcised?” While handling it. Makes you think. Makes me think, anyway.
Honestly she probably just wanted to make you feel better because you can’t make her knobroll snacks.
Next time just tell her to go pick carrots to sell at the local farmers market. It’s probably a better use of her time anyway.
