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pepsi_not_coke@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 days ago

Hey Grok

sh.itjust.works

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Hey Grok

sh.itjust.works

pepsi_not_coke@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 days ago
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    Eat shit, Nazi

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      Why use three word when no word do trick?

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        Bureaucratic requirement? Also gives a moment to wind up.

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    “Bald headed bitch”

    That’s at him specifically, not any other bald guys on the planet except Stephen Miller who is also a little bitch.

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      How could you leave out Steven Cheung?

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      Let’s add Jeff Bezos to the exceptions list too

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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      No offense to other little bitches*

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    “Meh, Vivian’s cooler”

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    Nothing, I don’t wanna talk with him.

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      Bet it would drive him crazy to just be ignored/met with indifference

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    I only need two: “Kill yourself.”

    Edit: I just read the part with the Grok chatbot. That’s what I get for skimming.

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    Eat Shit, Rot.

  • 「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works
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    “Ewww, disgusting weirdo”

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    Do you poop?

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      You will.

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    Paralyze him. Let his comfort be managed entirely by grok. Let his own mechanical deity kill him.

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      Okay but that’s more than three words.

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    “Your dick’s broken.”

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    are hypenated words one word or two words?

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      deleted by creator

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      felch my defective-butthole

      figured it out

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      deleted by creator

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    Why only three? How about one statement or a question?

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      We need to budget them tokens.

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    Hey. Man knows more about manufacturing, that any human alive. Maybe he can manufacture what we all wish.

    Edit: since people are a bit bad all connecting 1+2 and too busy triggering, the answer is “dead Elon”

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      Man knows more about manufacturing, that any human alive.

      So cybertrucks are designed to fall apart like that?

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      I know more about manufacturing than him because I’m a senior manufacturing engineer with years of experience. I’ve met many, many suits just like him.

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