That’s just mean.

I believe they were referring to one of the Maximoff twins.

https://youtu.be/yFemT0bmC_8

Fascinating place to demonstrate your expertise!

You must be a lawyer.

Uh … Definitely not me. Nope.

Fat guys like me.

My wife says that if I go out in the sun for a few minutes, I come back looking like “burnt chicken.”

I said in another thread about this, he looks like an older Tom Scott.

Otherwise, you might exercise too hard and end up like The Hulk.

This is especially true with xkcd.

Perhaps an amalgam.

He kinda looks like Qui-Gon Jinn.

Today could be the day! I bet 90% of Lemmy would at least try to help.

But your version doesn’t match Twinkle Twinkle Little Star as well.

If drunk people aren’t allowed on Lemmy, we’re collectively gonna have a problem.

Didn’t Nickelback make a song about this?

Fun fact: the convenience store Wawa indirectly derived its name from a Canadian goose (or wild goose, depending on whom you believe).