I once won a round of Cards Against Humanity by playing the word “smegma” and explaining what it meant to my opponents.
Did you know that the writers of Red Dwarf weren’t referencing that? Also, I haven’t checked, but I have reason to believe the fridge manufacturers weren’t either.
For a more normal picture of her … Sort of:
I use define:. Yesterday a friend asked me whether “stably” had an “e” in it and this was very helpful in answering.
edit: My edit wasn’t relevant and my client confused me. Apologies to you.
I’ve always loved the Unix wizard poster.
I hope they didn’t burn their diploma.
For what it’s worth, this also works well if you want to lie to yourself about how much weight you’ve gained.
That’s probably not the healthiest approach, though.
As an alternative, I once was wearing a no name brand one of these at work and it simply broke. I spent the rest of the day with an extension cord tied around my waist. It was also adjustable and, as a bonus, all of my customers of the day got a kick out of it.
My life so far with my wife is for sure something I would describe as winning.
I didn’t know Homer was on lemmy. That’s pretty awesome actually.
I’ve a '79 Corvette. The first night I met my wife, I took her for a ride in it to the local Waffle House.
I guess it worked; she married me eight years later.
edit: I messed up my math. It was ten years later. Don’t tell her I said this, okay, guys?
All I know is that they smelled good.
I thought Pinky was a rat, but apparently he’s a mouse. In either case, not a mole rat.
Also, wow, there’s so much more information than I anticipated in that article.
Did you know that Death in Supernatural also played a role in the Cube series?
I would like to know the function of the grey circle in the bottom left. Initially I thought it was a button but now I’m thinking it’s a microphone.
I have a small, unexplained cut in the middle of the back of my head. (My theory is that someone snuck in and did brain surgery on me while I was napping the other day.) It doesn’t hurt or anything and I can’t see it - I’m mostly only aware of it when the hot water hits it during a shower.
Because of this, I have been mostly forgetting it’s there … Except when something brushes or bumps it and makes it itchy, when I reach up to scratch at it without even fully realizing.
Then I really struggle with this impulse.
If she can take away your man that easily, he wasn’t worth your time.
This is what I see, too.
I know this is an old trope, but I always liked one bash.org quote that uses it well:
Person 1: Did you know if you play the Windows install disk backwards, it plays Satanic messages?
Person 2: That’s nothing; if you play it forwards, it installs Windows.