Ghost in the shell? Meet 5.56x45 in the shell.


At a former job many years ago, we had an employee get super mad at his PC. He left and returned a short time later with a revolver that he unloaded on said PC. All six shots missed the critical components and it was still running despite the new cooling. Cops hauled him away whilst still frothing at the mouth about his PC.

Was that employee Elvis?
Uh-huh
Like Homer looking for the “Any” key.
run,
RUN AS A MOTHA FCKN GANGSTA.
I had that sweatshirt, desk, bookshelf, PC case, and ceiling light. I didn’t have the gun or I’d be freaking out.
I’m the cloud infrastructure business we like to call that the 9mm test. It’s quite effective.
Is this some kind of
rm -rf /hostage situation?Yeah, still in the
sudostage.And no trigger discipline at all on that sudo. That’s criminal negligence. Very Baldwin-inspired.




