What is this guy thinking lmao 🥴🤔

      • AquaTofana@lemmy.world
        9·
        3 months ago

        So she’s actually as repugnant as he is, and her views are just as bad. I can’t remember her name and I can’t be bothered to look it up because fuck her, but she’s a minor influencer in the Conservative sphere. She goes on the streets and does those stupid shock value “interviews” with strangers.

        For anyone curious, this is from a series that a Lefty political commentator, Luke Beasley, did, where he and her sat together and tried to have measured discussions about their views. It was interesting, but it only went on for about 6 episodes, and it was rocky the entire way.

        Its all up on YouTube. And I watched. And despite her showing the smallest glimmer of understanding occasionally, she ultimately could not be convinced to change her views. It didnt help that her vile ass husband was behind the camera the entire time.

        Lastly, her husband didnt overtly say the above quote verbatim, but it was definitely heavily implied. This wasn’t putting words in his mouth, its a legit view he has.

    • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca
      14·
      3 months ago

      No wonder MAGAs are obsessed with Cucks, their wives are desperate to feel something other than pain.

  • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca
    94·
    3 months ago

    If you’re having sex with a woman, you’re having sex with someone that likes dick. People who like dick are gay. Having sex with a gay person makes you gay.

    Checkmate libtards.

    • Supervisor194@lemmy.world
      11·
      3 months ago

      Yeah, was gonna say - this guy is another one of the “always, in every context, thinking about gay sex” closeted Republicans. Religion does this to them, the systematic and merciless repression of sexuality causes it to become an immense burden.

      • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca
        5·
        3 months ago

        Religion does this to them, the systematic and merciless repression of sexuality causes it to become an immense burden.

        Not just for the ones in the closet either. Hetero people are told their entire lives that sex is bad and internalize that their desires are evil, then they get married and you expect them to suddenly have a healthy sexual relationship?

  • hOrni@lemmy.world
    53·
    3 months ago

    I bet, the next thing he said was “Dominating another guy is alpha male behaviour”.

      • RedAggroBest@lemmy.world
        112·
        3 months ago

        I don’t really think it does. I’d think an awful bigoted woman would want to have an orgasm during sex just as much as anyone else.

        Want and deserve, tho, are very different.

    • MTZ@lemmy.worldOP
      9·
      3 months ago

      That’s a common urban legend that has been pervasive, but is still untrue. Conservatives get ZERO pussy, and that problem was conquered in 1976 when they began to reproduce asexually.

      • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish
        6·
        3 months ago

        Conservatives get ZERO pussy

        Everyone knows the Other Team is a bunch of unfuckable losers, while Our Team is irresistibly sexy. “Liberals get ZERO pussy” is the line you’ll see all over conservative online communities, typically complimented with “Look at these ugly idiots saying stupid shit” meme material.

        At the same time, “all your teenagers are getting pregnant” is a line conservatives and liberals love to throw at one another. So you get to bend your brain into a pretzel trying to explain why everyone is - simultaneously - incel homebodies nobody wants to fuck and trailer trash having a dozen kids out of wedlock because they can’t control their animal urges.

        • MTZ@lemmy.worldOP
          21·
          3 months ago

          It was a joke. I don’t think that way. Which is why I put something absurd and outlandish at the very end, so no one would possibly think I was being serious.

    • Getitupinyerstuffin'@lemmy.world
      28·
      3 months ago

      Can you imagine choosing to fuck a democrat? Id want to find ouf many many kids she has to know how much welfare she getting. Spin the wheel cuz she has at least 1 std.

      Oh, she doesn’t want a husbsnd, she just wants the money from child support.

      Look republican girls are just as stupid and shitty, if you decide to “pick a side” and you are red or blue, just leave my colorless ass outta your bullshit.

      Edit: basically if a large part of your “identity” is being left or right. Red or blue. Democrat or or republican. I dont particularly want to talk to you.

      I also realize it may be an intelligence issue. I may to stupid to understand all the minutiaes. But alas, politics sucks.

  • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
    36·
    3 months ago

    It is gay to make your wife’s pussy wet?

    She has to be in pain otherwise you’re a fag that has feelings.

    Insanity.

  • dwzap@lemmy.world
    35·
    3 months ago

    It’s really sad to see what Donald has done to people’s brains. Enjoying good sex with one’s wife is now checks notes gay, and raping children on an island is checks notes Ephebophilia.

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish
      201·
      3 months ago

      It’s really sad to see what Donald has done to people’s brains.

      This isn’t Trump. This is standard conservative brainworms going back to the Limbaugh Era and before. Just textbook Protestant-flavored Homophobic Misogyny. Dig through James Dobson’s prodigious backlog of public brainfarts or poke around in the Joe Pyne archives, you’ll find similar sentiments and commentary.

      Enjoying good sex with one’s wife is now checks notes gay

      Anything that gives a person undeserved pleasure is sinful. And the Protestant Work Ethic teaches us that only productive economy-stimulating labor is a worthwhile pursuit. Sex is a job, not a hobby. You do it to make the babies, not to experience any kind of corporeal pleasure.

      raping children on an island is checks notes Ephebophilia

      That falls under the “Very Rich Guy’s Addendum” to the Protestant Work Ethic. If you’re rich, it proves you worked harder than everyone else and none of the working class rules apply.

    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
      2·
      3 months ago

      I hate to play the devil’s advocate here, especially since I believe all MAGAs are douchebags, but Luke Moody’s stupid statement could also be interpreted a different way, like maybe he meant that he impregnates his wife every time he gives her an orgasm. So, like, once a year, tops.

    • Basic Glitch@sh.itjust.works
      7·
      3 months ago

      Exactly! Ugh, if these miserable, global extremist, sacks of dog shit hate freedom so much, why won’t they all just go build a man made floating island somewhere in the middle of the ocean and leave the rest of the world alone, instead of dragging us all into a fucking holy war just to force us to be miserable too?

      Answer:

      A. They aren’t actually capable of creating/building anything on their own, and are completely reliant on exploiting others because they’re a bunch of talentless cocksuckers.

      B. They thrive on the attention/theatrics of it all and need a captive audience.

      C. Even if they suddenly woke up to a world where every need was met and everyone was exactly like them, they would be even more miserable nobody was paying attention to them, and still find excuses to go to war with each other.

      D. All of the above (it’s this)