Loser with a loser flag.
I want to believe this is fake, but I know people like this exist…
I love the meme butt there is a white line around the top shelf dildo that implies a photo edit.
There are at least 4 Bad Dragon toys on that shelf. I’d defend them too. Those fuckers are expensive
I was about to say, just from the few BD toys I can identify, that’s an easy $4-600 depending on size.
Are you two spending hours wistfully browsing the BD catalogue?
That there is a 5th generation dildo farmer. His pappy’s pappy’s pappy’s pappy’s pappy started farming dildos after the civil war. Because he couldn’t have slave labour, he had to farm those dildos himself.
It’s hard work dildo farming, having to squat and anally pickup each dildo before the invention of the combine harvester. His family prospered thanks to a strong work ethic and an unrelenting desire to shove dildos up his ass.
It’s not much, it’s dog honest work?
pero = but
perro = dog
His arms are incredibly uneven, I can tell you with near-prophetic clarity which hand this man jorks it with. What an embarrassing revelation for this dildo enthusiast
Charger!
What are you talking about, what’s a dildo? That’s mom’s figurine collection, she likes them very much and plays with them all the time.
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Whoa, you can’t just sling hard Rs and Fs like that. What the hell, man? (They deleted their comment before I saw it and this is 100% a joke at their expense, I have no clue what they actually wrote. Lemmy should probably remove comments, rather than swapping the contents of the comment for “deleted by creator”)
Edit: or disable replies on deleted comments. It’s pretty easy to mess with people, as things currently are
If you care to know, I just accidentally replied to the wrong post lol
I figured it was something silly like that. I just can’t help but make that joke at every time I can. I hope you also got a little kick out of it!
I did poop a lil’ bit
You’re welcome and/or sorry!
Those are the arms of a malnourished meth addict.
Skinny arms, skinny torso… neck thicker than his head. By anatomical proportionality, he might be the most redneck to ever exist.
Everyone needs a hobby.
The “Superior” Race here folks. Peak humanity.
(/s if not obvious)
Even though the dildos are photoshopped this captures a greater truth: its just a different type of gooning.
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something something the dildos IS the southern agression :^]
This isn’t even his final form.
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Please take your schizophrenia medication, lol. You are the one who has been following me around from post to post commenting on all of my stuff.
PS: Who is Godric?
Edit: Nevermind. I see that you are just a sock puppet who enjoys posting negativity on a bunch of submissions. Carry on. Have fun!
So progressive 👏 keep it classy, Lemmy
Cool have fun gaslighting innocent people!
You two should kiss!!!
Maybe we should kiss
LMAO I can guess who the schizo poster is, they banned me for appreciating their top tier schizo posting in their sub
So progressive 👏 keep it classy, Lemmy
I must’ve missed the sign saying “progressives only” when signing up. Progressive is a stupid label, just slap it on anything you like huh?
What would you call a paranoid schizophrenic’s shit posting?
