Imagine having to finger your instrument to change notes
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I make music from the cries of physical abuse. Drummer.
I make music from the cries of physical abuse. Dahmer.
You also make
musicnose by beating animal hide with sticks.
Former trumpet gang, I just want people to think about the fact that every brass instrumentalist has to empty out a notable amount of spit/moisture from their instrument every once in a while and I hope you’re gagging right now because I always do at the thought of it
✨trumpet gravy✨
I should stop scrolling lemmy when I’m eating
No trumpet gravy on the plate eh? Try holding the food in your mouth longer for a similar effect, in a pinch.
I make sure to wet my instrument before fingering it (reed instrument). The bowed string instruments need to be stroked though.
I lube up my guitar strings before I finger the fretboard
Careful with that G-string, it can just snap right off.

I’m glad someone posted a Riker
Por que no los dos



Tromboner
Trunpet gang about getting fingering and mouthing right then a little stroke when you get to the D.
Always remember to use lube
No, slide lube! Slide lube!
Yeah but the third valve slide feels like sticking your finger in someone’s ass whole blowing them.
I’ll take your word for it.
What about the reed instruments where you have to give your instrument oral, and it’s your tongue and lip control which determines the note you produce?
[ breathing intensifies ]
Dude, I think your jerk off technique is gonna break your dick.
Imagine getting to jerk off your instrument while changing notes.
Imagine having to jerk off your instrument to get an A in middle school band.
Someone got their buttons pushed
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH
This one is so rusty!
I see what you did there.















