We write it how you’d say it. Outside of holidays or days of remembrance we write it how you say it.

For example today is 4/13/25. April 13th 2025. If you say the 13th of April you’re fuckin weird.

FELLAS! Is it gay to have sex with a woman???

Jokes on you! I have vivid dreams of “waking” up, checking my clock, and then panicking so hard because I’m late, that it actually wakes me up just to find out it’s only 2am.

Yeah. I was younger when I did most of them but still very clearly remember them.

I’m giving myself half a point because I’ve used a typewriter but it was just playing around at my grandma’s house.

I was recently talking to my boss about some storms that were coming through. I said there were tornado watches in place. He said “Yeah but how common are tornadoes in ohio?”. I replied “I’ve driven through two in the past 3 years.”

I think he finally understood climate change meant weather change.

Gimme them cheeks boy and free my soul I wanna get lost in your bootyhole and lick away!

You fly until a size 13 boot renders you into a fine paste.

Stupid sexy demons.

Plot twist. The ladder is made of penises.

I’m not saying it’s not possible just much less effort to use your right hand over your chest. At least for me anyway idk I’m 6’3" and drive a smaller car so that might be why.

Is that not how most people buckle their seat belts?

But it’s not just on my behalf? It’s on theirs and literally everyone else’s behalf.

They’re willingly getting out of the way to protect their own. Disregarding everyone who will be harmed by doing so.

That should be seen and treated as cowardice.

Imo if that’s all it takes to make you quit you shouldn’t have had the position in the first place.

Edit: I’d love to hear people’s thoughts on this. How is this not seen as pure cowardice? Is this not purely caving in to authoritative practice?

Protecting yourself at everyone else’s expense is exactly what fascists want. They want you so terrified of consequence that you just give up entirely. Fuck that. And fuck everyone who bends the knee or caves in to threats.

But Kermit likes pigs?

The worst part is you can actually fit the full word in the same beat but it doesn’t sound dumb af

I grew up being told these were crab apples.

TIL my family is dumber than I thought

I feel like this would be better suited for atbge

Funny how I rarely hear about racism in other countries. Except when someone like me brings up that other countries are also extremely racist but it’s been so normalized it’s not newsworthy.