Let it be known that today I consciously decided not to send something horrible to my loved ones.

Today they are well loved indeed.

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Art by Cal Kearns

Thank you Premlak

Praise Premlak that we may be dry.

What a terrible day to have eyes

Thank you, Premlak. My dried digits bow to you and your gift.

I shudder to think how the soap dispenser might work

Sounds like the more I use the better he feels then.

I feel like there should be a meat Canyon video version of this

Some wtf material right here.

I am envious

Thank you premlak

All hail Premlak! I shall henceforth honor him by using an extra sheet.

FREE Premlak! Just because this is the only life he has ever known doesn’t mean he is living his best life! An injustice done on an innocent even if he doesn’t recognize the injustice is an injustice nonetheless, we are the ones responsible and our civilization’s soul is what is on the line, normalizing this behavior creates an environment of injustice for all of us! If we derive our pleasure from what is offset from the average of our lives then his life must truly be horrendous for such an abhorrent act to be taken as pleasure, we must infer that the mere existence of such a being is derived from a society so despotic that it can breed an entire population of suffering for a trivial matter this is unacceptable!

ALL HAIL