Wake up at 8:00

rest my eyes for a few seconds

11:00

I think I invented time travel

I woke up at 4.30am, two hours before my alarm, and couldn’t get back to sleep. This was the first post I saw on lemmy. Being middle aged sucks, I miss sleeping in.

Jokes on you! I have vivid dreams of “waking” up, checking my clock, and then panicking so hard because I’m late, that it actually wakes me up just to find out it’s only 2am.

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