I’m full of random questions

If you could only eat 1 dish forever without worrying about vitamin intake or macros, what would it be?

What would your plan be if you woke up tomorrow and everyone else on earth disappeared without a trace?

What’s a skill you want to learn and what’s stopping you from learning it?

What’s the largest animal you think you could beat in a fight with just your hands?

You stumble upon all the dragonballs, what is your wish?

Lmao clunk is brutal

https://www.reddit.com/r/MagicEye/s/ogZeqQWwpY

This is what made it work for me, I was looking down a hallway then glanced at that pic keeping my head and phone still then letting it focus on the picture as if it was in the distance, the amount of detail is so crazy

I’m fairly certain I’m doing the distance thing but at the same time I am fairly certain I am looking inside a 3d box

https://www.reddit.com/r/MagicEye/s/ogZeqQWwpY

That’s the piece that made it click for me

I’m glad too, I have so many things to look at now lol

Maybe I have it mixed up then because the way I’m doing it is losing focus and letting it adjust until I see something. I thought I was going crosseyed but I didn’t have a mirror so I can’t be sure.

I’m pretty sure I did it the cross eyed way. I’m doo trunk to understand how to do it another way

There’s gotta be at least 1 person taking advantage of this to mask up and steal 50-80 pounds of raw steaks

So stupid that it might not even be serious. I guess I need to explicitly state that people shouldn’t strive to be deported?

What I’m hearing is that you get free food, no rent, and access to a closely knit community of people who have many experiences to share

Edit: you people don’t appreciate camping and it really shows

You could always switch to plastic bags instead of paper if your stool ain’t stooling but plastic is bad for the environment.

I don’t know how you’re going to kill 420 Russians with your guitar though.

The way I see it, they can say yes or no. Which is basically 50/50 so you have a 50% chance of passing this stage.

The rest of it is easy work as long as you’re all young, fit, combat trained, able to fake at least 3 european accents, have solid bowel movements, have international underworld connections, a bit of business sense, and a small fortune in a swiss bank

Convince your loved ones to sell all of their material belongings, announce as a group that you are a band of undocumented Romanian gypsies, get deported, arrive in Romania, hoof it to the Ukraine border and claim to be Ukrainian refugees, be accepted into the UK,

Open the first Michelin recognized hotdog and burger food cart, sell your life rights to netflix, go back to the US with all your new money, shit in a paper bag, set it on fire, leave it on the doorsteps of people that have wronged you, go back to the UK, find out that the nearby shawarma shop has stolen your clientele, get depressed, get in a physical argument with the shawarma guys, get deported back to Ukraine,

Channel your anger into fighting the Russians, become known as the Ukrainian ghost sniper with 420 confirmed kills, die a hero, your grandchildren try to sell your war memorabilia on the dark web for vape money, uncover your hidden past as an American, they shit in a paper bag, light it on fire, then leave it on the front porch

Brother, I think being rolled down the street by a sumo wrestler is a better experience than most public transport around here

I assume they don’t charge you to get deported so there’s a free ticket there and I’m no geographist but there’s a couple countries that also use english as their official language

I’d rather cry in a Rolls Royce than at the bus stop

No offense to Americans, I understand some of you are great people, but I wouldn’t need much of a reason to leave America at this point. If not for my safety, then for my sanity. If not for my sanity, then for eggs.

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One time a coworker was randomly talking about something sexual so I said “that’s racy of you” she screams “DON’T CALL ME RACIST!”. I said “that’s not what racy means” she replied with “I DON’T CARE!” and stormed off

Thats what I’m saying!