Looks like your Windows 11 update is almost complete. Or it could be fleas, bed bugs, or lice. I’m not a bugologist.
bed bugs tend to bite like that where it’s all grouped up together and I think sometimes in a line.
Looks like someone poked you with an AT keyboard connector hot enough to burn you
No, those pins are positioned as if a “full circle” would be 8 pins. The bumps in OP’s pic are more like if a “full circle” were 6 points.
I’m just makin old man jokes over here. Save your pedantry for something that matters 😉
Ah so when you do it it’s just a joke but when I do it it’s pedantry, got it
Aww, don’t be that way. Tongue was firmly in my cheek the entire time, cross my heart. I was worried when I started seeing your downvotes, honestly.
When anybody does it it’s pedantic every time. It’s weird that it happens at least once every major thread.
I’ve been summoned
Me: [drops summoning stick] Huh, I can’t believe that worked…
Someone in the distance: Erm, that’s ackshually not a summoning stick ☝🤓
I like to reading pedantic corrections of jokes, it’s like the cherry on top
Whooooosh
So many bites next to each other could be a bed bug. My understanding is that they’ll leave little black dots around the bites as well. Did you see any before? Otherwise, any of mosquitoes, or fleas.
Bed bugs are usually in a straight line (they follow your veins). Could this be something other than an insect bite?
I had what i suspected were bed bug bites and a few times they would bite in a cluster somewhat similar to this. I moved out of that apartment and haven’t noticed any bites since but never actually confirmed i had bed bugs.
Idk, but one more and the circle closes, the ritual is complete.
Real talk, check your shit for bed bugs. THEY WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE IF NOT DEALT WITH.
The Five Fanged Flying Purple Pimple Monster, Obviously…
I am sorry but you have MIDI
Thank goodness, there are 2⁷ ways to cure that.
Bed bugs. The internet will tell you they only bite in a straight line, but that’s horse shit. Look up bed bug bites and you’ll see clusters like this, too.
Bed bugs for sure. Took 2 years to get rid of the bastards as they ate us alive.
What about one mosquito with six guns?
There was a fire fight!!!
made my day!
Am I the only one who remembers Santo Bugito?
Just chiming in to agree that you’re gonna need to burn your house down
No need to burn it. Just bake it for a few days. They can’t handle the heat.
Just one of the perks to living in the monument to man’s arrogance.
whatever it was, it was going for the hexagon, which are the bestagones
This brought back Bedbug based paranoia I thought I had laid to rest nearly a decade ago so thanks for that.
I hope you have a speedy and painless solution to our problem, but I’m really glad I’m not you OP. My god, if I never see these bastards again it will be too soon.
Right there with you. I had to fully encapsulate my mattress (which was a brand new memory foam), spray poison all over everything, then heat treat the entire room until my blinds melted…TWICE!
My wife still freaks out if she sees a spot of dirt on the sheets, and that all happened 7 years ago.
You never quite get over a bed bug infestation.
My situation was a dorm room situation I couldn’t get out for a WHOLE FUCKING YEAR. The caretaker didn’t give a shit, all my dorm mates slept with a lighter close by, lighter fluid was traded around like cigarettes and blowies in a jail yard.
We got our revenge on the asshole caretaker though, the bugs managed to infest that guys room too. Unlike us he couldn’t just get up and leave at the end of the year. Fuck that guy.
If I have to travel, I keep my luggage out the door and check the entire fucking room like I’m Brezhnev’s Soviet security detail in the 1973 Washington summit visit. No stone unturned, no corner or edge left unchecked.
Fuck Bedbugs.
It’s been 10 years since my bedbug nightmare. The bugs are long gone, but I’m still inspecting the mattress and box spring cover weekly with a magnifying glass, and blasting my laundry with hot water, high heat in the dryer, and sprinkling diatomaceous earth all the fuck over.
Bedbugs as someone else said. If this was at home clean the fuck out your house. Like, deep clean. Twice. Check the seams on your mattress and pillows. If you have a clothes dryer throw in everything that is safe to put in a dryer. Leave it in there for at least an hour. You can’t imagine the psychological terror of having a potential infestation. You need to fight back hard.
Don’t worry, they aren’t bites. Just spider eggs.
