Launching my new food delivery service tomorrow called Tots™ we only deliver tater-tots but every driver is stacked and scantily clad 😎
Can I get those tots poutine-style? That’s the real question.
Excellent idea!
Except now Putots is stuck in my head :-)
Do you have cheesy bacon tots?
For sure! Spicy cheese or regular. Even Canadian bacon…
Does this man not know how to type “boobs” into a search engine?
You can watch a video of someone eating an A5 wagyu steak, but I’d rather eat a less expensive steak myself. Pixels vs reality…
No where near the same thing, you can’t touch either pair of boobs.
Not exactly the same but seeing actual people, talking to them, interacting vs. watching something on a computer screen is also no where near the same thing.
Yes the former is far worse.
Should’ve taken wife along smh
There some wives who also enjoy the scenery, if you catch my drift.
Oh yeah
I mean, if it’s Jonathan Frakes and Marina Sirtis…
Porn is cheap. Don’t be a creep.
But the porn is fake and the waitresses there all really definitely actually like me if you catch my drift.
odd, who would have known that just being honest with your partner would be the best for you and them.
Last time I walked by a hooters i saw signs that said “kids eat 1/2 price!” And “Monday is family night! Specials available”
It’s like they just want anyone in there, you gay? It’s ok forget the boobs, come eat the shit food! Kids? Why not. Bring grandma after church! PLEASE EAT HERE WE ARE A DYING BUSINESS!
Is that really the Hooters logo? Holy shit.
If no one ever told me what Hooters was about when I was younger, I absolutely would have gone to one as an adult thinking it would involve owls. Like a cat cafe, but owls.
I mean, yeah, I would probably think the same. But the logo looks just like a clit, man.
I literally did not see it until you said that. I always saw an owl.
Ah yes, the views.
They’ve got a huge business opportunity there. Every branch should be different! They could have one with plus-sized waitresses, one with waiters instead, one with whips and leather, one with mature waitresses, all in the same town.
please femboy hooters is so passé now
This is exactly why I don’t go to Hooters. I can’t stand being surrounded by men like him. Sir, you’re like 50 and the waitress is barely 20. I miss their wings.
