IndridCold@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoWho got raptured today?lemmy.caimagemessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up1141arrow-down12
arrow-up1139arrow-down1imageWho got raptured today?lemmy.caIndridCold@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square39fedilink
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up59·1 year agoMy favourite theory of the rapture It already happened … no one noticed because no one was taken up.
minus-squareRyktes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·1 year agoIsn’t the rapture supposed to be like… the first step of the apocalypse? Cause I’m lookin around at the state of things right now and uh…
minus-squareMeatPilot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoYup, the skull fucking imps will be a part of the first wave of demons. Should get used to wearing helmets now to protect your skull.
minus-squareMeatPilot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoDon’t wear a hat and keep your ears clean.
minus-squareFreshParsnip@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 year agoOr so few people were taken up that it just amounted to a few missing person’s cases
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoIt’s all the missing prostitutes from around the world, which is either heartwarming or horrifying depending on your level of trust in theoretical God.
My favourite theory of the rapture
It already happened … no one noticed because no one was taken up.
Isn’t the rapture supposed to be like… the first step of the apocalypse? Cause I’m lookin around at the state of things right now and uh…
Yup, the skull fucking imps will be a part of the first wave of demons. Should get used to wearing helmets now to protect your skull.
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Don’t wear a hat and keep your ears clean.
Or so few people were taken up that it just amounted to a few missing person’s cases
It’s all the missing prostitutes from around the world, which is either heartwarming or horrifying depending on your level of trust in theoretical God.