Be the gay you need. Once you get the gay it will spread and make more people get gay. Gay the fuck out of the place. Gay that mother fucking town up!

Just in time for the Christmas shopping season.

Why does Trump hate Jesus?

I wonder if he wrote that in the hotel cuck chair while Elon fucked his wife?

It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grammes a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grammes a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it. - George Orwell, 1984

That’s how I do.

If you blind me with super high beams, I need to slow down to be safe.

BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

Idiots.

I never said it was.

Aseedas? Well. Let’s see how we say that. Durp-de-durp. Ah-seed-a-moini-fins?

Ah, shit. Now I’ve got the spectrums.

His name is Bitey. He’s very sweet but don’t get your face too close.

On the plus side, you can feed my cat now.

Not you.

I got raptured but I was hung up on my bedsheets and just floated in the bedroom for 20 minutes. I guess I’ll have to catch the next one.