“You let them wear clothes?”

X gonna give it to yah.

Off topic, but as a person who fixes old turntables. That looks like a plastic piece of shit that needs to go in the garbage.

Looks like he’s going to beat my ass if I don’t get insurance.

@phudgins@lemmy.world is telling us that we need to wake up and stop being chimps for the system! Well my eyes are wide open, lead us to salvation.

Ahegao

Can’t confirm, I’m only a Starfox and do a barrel roll instead.

He was a mentally challenged sidekick.

Maybe a baboons ass with googly eyes glued on it?

Batman rubs out another one of the Jokers boners. Unfortunately his boner was a trick and it turns into a sticky situation for our caped crusader. Tune in next week kids!

Hey, I hope you don’t mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew.

I throw them one of these looks.

For me “slow mornings” means I get to take my time as I poop, shower, and then enjoy a cup of coffee in absolute silence. Before my day is ruined by my kids fighting or asking me for things.

I’d usually leave and not bother waking them up.

Usually we were all hung over or stayed awake all night anyways and just rolled into some breakfast joint looking like homeless tweakers.

Except instead of a smuggling guns or drugs we are stealing eggs and produce.

Obviously it’s a key that needs to be inserted into an ancient titan robot to power it back up.