Wait, this isn’t a shitpost
It’s something most of us cannot afford to achieve, probably.
Hey, you’re right! Why aren’t the mods executing OP!?
The “slow mornings” one is my favorite.
For me “slow mornings” means I get to take my time as I poop, shower, and then enjoy a cup of coffee in absolute silence. Before my day is ruined by my kids fighting or asking me for things.
The payback is knowing that one day their kids will do the same to them, right ;)
I don’t see ‘books telling tales of my conquests bound in the skin of my vanquished enemies’ on that list.
One that a lot of us take for granted is being able to breathe easily.
or control when and where we go to the bathroom.
All I see is “Crush your enemies, see them driven before you”.
And hear
That’s absolutely perfect
2/12 ain’t that bad I guess.
Real talk. I cried reading this. They’re such simply things and it’s the first thing they want to take.
Well, I make home-cooked meals, at least.
Don’t forget that “may you live in interesting times” is a curse
Amen to that
A lot of people would argue that some of these are basics needs not wants.
Can somebody send that to President Musk and his apprentice?
Trusk buys Time magazine.
