Jokes on you, I’ve got an electric car and solar panels. Fuck the grid!

I never knew bands could reproduce by mitosis.

Edit: it may be necessary for states to establish their own militaries, completely separate from the Federal government.

The National Guard is already a thing. I don’t think it’s working out like you hoped.

To be a completely fair comparison, you should give your baby access to nuclear weapons.

Except Greenland is a part of Denmark, so it should also have pink figures?

Relevant song: Just Glue Some Gears On It and Call It Steampunk

ISO8601 / RFC3339 gang represent. You’ll have to take four digit years from my cold, dead hands.

Sixth amendment:

In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial…

Just because it’s routine doesn’t mean we should accept it. The current state of affairs is horrible for defendants (in jeopardy for months or years regardless of outcome, not to mention legal costs) and horrible for the public (justice delayed is justice denied).

Trump’s uncanny ability to stall trials for years is a big part of why he’s not in prison right now.

Pretty sure I fought one of those in Silksong.

According to this sign, he is the ssecretary of war.

Isn’t chocolate poisonous for cats?

There’s still a few days left to file comments objecting to the change. Link in the article.

Remember when Republicans shut down the government for 43 days, specifically to prevent Democrats from saving these subsidies? And then the Democrats caved for no reason and got nothing? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

California is fast-tracking up to $80 million in state funds… SNAP food benefits for 5.5 million Californians.

It’s a good start, but is $14.55 per hungry person really going to make a difference?

Digital Camera Images, Man.

Relevant project from Print, Shoot, Repeat: the Glong.

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Midnight, not a sound from the pavement

Has the moon lost her memory?

She is smiling alone…

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That reminds me of this guide to roundabouts and also protecting your car from supermaneuverable fighter aircraft.

It’s a bread knife.

California did file a lawsuit, and won, though the ruling came too late to do much good.

Here’s an NPR article and Newsom’s press release on the outcome.