My spirit animal

Are you sure it’s not because the cybertruck is awful? Because I think it might be partly because the cybertruck is awful.

Coding is totally obselete, bro. AI can totally write all the code, trust me bro. You just gotta know how to tell it what code to write, like learn some keywords and stuff, bro. Like, as long as you check how it produces looping mechanisms and tell it when it should use polymorphism and stuff, it’ll totally do all the work bro. You don’t need to know how to code, just the right sequence of keywords and commands so the AI can write all the code.

You know that game show where people have to guess whether something is cake?

Satire is the new cake, and it’s more difficult to tell the difference.

The stock market.

They’re very reputable. Sometimes biased to one side, but most are to one direction or another, at least a bit. Works just fine though.

I gotta go with 8. For reasons.

You may fascinate just about anyone by giving them a piece of cheese.

No, you can only imagine. Some of us are booked for a bathroom gig.

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It’s a good idea to change those periodically.

Honey can change consistency, depending on how it is packaged and stored. In addition, you have to consider the cost and risk of storing it. But if you think the bees are going to die off, it could be a lucrative investment.

Yes

Chili. Almost any stew, really. They only get better when they sit longer.

Wait, this isn’t a shitpost, this is precious!

I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

Considering it’s an acronym for Graphics Interchange Rasterization And Formatting Format Enhancement, it’s pronounced giraffe.

Someone once told me that they thought the line in Uptown Funk was, “I’m too hot, hot ham!” and I’ve been hearing it that way ever since.

If you’re going fast enough for it to fly off, yeah leaving it on is a dick move.

As someone who lives in the midwest, I can confirm that people sometimes leave it on purpose for the extra weight, especially in vehicles like pickups and vans. Also you kinda just want to see what happens at that point.