The payback is knowing that one day their kids will do the same to them, right ;)

The “slow mornings” one is my favorite.

I can’t even share this in the boys chat, but this shit made me cackle

Maybe that’s her marketing plan to get more fans?

Just one more of a million massive breaches within the last 10 years. No real consequences, I’m sure.

At this point, I think it’s safe to say that no individual person’s personal data hasn’t been caught in one of these breaches (unless they were born very recently). That’s not even mentioning the hundreds of vendors who I no longer work with but still have my sensitive data on their systems.

I heard an idea a few years ago that I found interesting: each person has their private data hosted on a secure data hub. If a vendor needs some of that data (ex: FirstName, LastName, Email) for their system, they have to make a request to your hub for it, which you then have to approve. Each time a vendor system needs that data, they make a callout to your hub. As long as they have an active approval, the callout would succeed for the fields they’ve been authorized. You can then revoke that request whenever you’d like.

I like the idea of having a running list of vendors who have access to your data and being able to revoke that data. However, it would also create a single location (your data hub) that could be breached and be a higher value target than any of the particular vendors.

Trade-offs.

You’re not a piece of shit; you’re becoming a piece of shit.

And flarp is the music of your transformation.

All relative, my dear chap! ;)

I prefer to reduce it to “the dead don’t age”.

A person born in 1899 looks exactly the same as they will look once we hit 2035. Let that marinate

This article is hilarious to me for some reason…

All 10 defendants were named John Doe because Microsoft doesn’t know their identity.

So Microsoft doesn’t know who the people are.

Microsoft didn’t say how the legitimate customer accounts were compromised but said hackers have been known to create tools to search code repositories for API keys developers inadvertently included in the apps they create. Microsoft and others have long counseled developers to remove credentials and other sensitive data from code they publish, but the practice is regularly ignored.

The accounts that were compromised were likely stolen because the account owners listed API creds directly in their code.

Microsoft didn’t outline precisely how the defendants’ software was allegedly designed to bypass the guardrails the company had created.

Microsoft won’t explain how their system is busted.

The lawsuit alleges the defendants’ service violated the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act, the Digital Millennium Copyright Act, the Lanham Act, and the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act and constitutes wire fraud, access device fraud, common law trespass, and tortious interference. The complaint seeks an injunction enjoining the defendants from engaging in “any activity herein.”

Whatever the hackers generated sure did piss Microsoft off.

There’s gonna be a Goonie’s style movie about this in a few years…

Underrated

Unholy thoughts

We’re friends :’-)

That’s the problem with the US: the majority™️ over here think “gobby twat” Is an admirable trait…

Why are BMW owners all the exact fucking same worldwide?

A dual battery charger for Dewalt 20-volt batteries… I think in gonna get a BB gun instead, so I’m still pumped.

Did you know that Taco Bell is releasing a chicken taco? Don’t do it friend, you will miss out big.

Chicken chicken chicken. Grill up tons of it. You can add things like a red sauce (go easy on the tomatoes because of the natural sugars), pesto, Alfredo sauce, Italian dressing, etc…

Grilled/baked chicken will likely be a main protein.

I also really love pot roast (there are great keto recipes out there that taste phenomenal). Grilling a steak is always a delightful treat.

Make sure you eat plenty of greens with each meal and take a multivitamin to keep your body from being deficient.

Sugar-free Gatorade is really helpful for fighting the “low carb flu” in the early days of switching to ketosis (as it’s the low electrolytes that make you feel those flu symptoms).

Best of luck! Not everyone can do keto, so I hope it works for you (my SO ended up getting a rash on their back that scarred because of the acetone produced by their body from migrating over to ketosis; never happened to me, though).

I got pissed off that you were trying to pass off some boards leaning against the wall as stairs, then I saw the trap door on the ceiling…