100% I use that bitch in parking lots.

Put everything on silent and non-vibrate. Disable any sort of blinky or flashy light that seeks your attention. Abandon civilization brother. Be free.

If you’re not brown, then you’ll be fine.

Shocking. I am shocked. Shocked, I tell you.

You know what’s fun? Cancelling stuff and citing the reason as ‘tariff-related inflation’. It’s too new and there is no response script yet, so customer service doesn’t really argue.

Dig two graves Ms. Bondi.

Yeah, but those things burned out if you got them too wet.

LOL, fucking try to get a stationary AI to run a classroom. Hey AI Teacher, three kids just left to meet up for a fuck and fight club in the bathroom. Fix it.

A fellow Lemming of science, I see. Respect.

Probably put them where the people are standing around in the morning.

Don’t? It won’t be financially great for whoever has to deal with it, but it will cost you $0.

I did a phone interview at 11 am and told them I needed a determination by 3 pm. They hired me at 1 pm. I don’t know why I did that, and I don’t know why it worked, but here I am.

I support this one.

That’s how racism, sexism, and politics align.

Correct. It is 100% illegal to call for the sudden and violent death of Trump and Vance, even if you think that they are white trash traitors who would, in fact, be better off dead.

Well, yeah. He’s a rapist. Epstein ran the Disneyworld equivalent of rape attractions. If you’re good at football, you go to the Superbowl. If you’re good at violence, you go to prison. Trump is good at rape. Of course Trump went to Rapeworld.

Seriously. I honestly hope that this is the outcome.

Nah, those were Boeing buses.

It would be hilarious if the societal collapse caused by wealth inequality resulted in him getting murdered. I would laugh and laugh.

Shame to hear about another suicidal oligarch.