I heard OP play. They stink.

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For playing the brown note.

One time at band camp

Way back in the 1920s, there was a guy who had one of those as OEM equipment for his fading vaudeville act

I’ve been playing it wrong all these years!

Sounds Boschian.

I’m proficient at that

Cleaning the spit trap is a shitty pain in the ass with this one…

Is that where trump gets all of his ideas?

For years now whenever I submit bookings for potted plants/floral at work, there is an entry down toward the very bottom that reads “Flowering Planter 7in Ass” and it gets me every time.