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sus@programming.dev to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Foolproof advice

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Foolproof advice

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  • spiffynova@lemmy.world
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    We all know that won’t work. Try this instead.

    • Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca
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      Fun fact, the digestion of milk/cheese creates casomorphins from caesin, one of the most prominent peptides in milk. Casomorphins can activate opioid receptors. Giving a woman a slice of cheese might work in your benefit if she eats the cheese.

      • Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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        I read that as “a slice of milk” and like. Technically yeah it’s not wrong

    • kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Yeah but this one unironically works for a lot of women.

    • achance4cheese@sh.itjust.works
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      Fascinating

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    That doesn’t sound right but I don’t know anything about women to dispute it.

  • LookBehindYouNowAndThen@lemmy.world
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    Sounds condescending. Why not just compliment her ovipositor?

    • BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca
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      Madam, my compliments to your ovaries 🎩💪🏼🥚🙇

  • ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works
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    Community Note: This is actually bad advice that will get you stabbed

    • ToiletFlushShowerScream@lemmy.world
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      You’re right, and I find it hilarious that this needs to be noted.

    • Malfeasant@lemmy.world
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      Can confirm, was stabbed.

  • itslola@lemmy.world
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    TIL I ovulate every Sunday 😂😅

    • StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world
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      Every day here and I don’t even have ovaries!

      • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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        Possibly like “false pregnancy” in dogs?

        • StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world
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          I’m in heat thanks to climate change.

  • CheerfulPassionFruit@lemmy.world
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    The sad thing is that some people will take this advice.

    • blarghly@lemmy.world
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      What’s sad about learning something new and getting laid?

      • CheerfulPassionFruit@lemmy.world
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        I sincerely hope you’re /s ing.

        • blarghly@lemmy.world
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          Lol. I hoped that would be obvious.

          • thomasloven@lemmy.world
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            Hi. Welcome to the Internet.

    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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      And some woman will have a good laugh and a narrow escape

  • shalafi@lemmy.world
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    Rings true to me. My wife never vacuums and is past menopause.

  • thebudman420@lemmy.world
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    I feel sorry for any guy dumb enough to try this. Also my friends mom when i was 13 vacuumed every day and rearranged all furniture and vacuumed behind everything once a week.

    • StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works
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      Wow what a cycle that must have sucked

  • QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works
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    This is for betas. It says so in the upper right corner.

  • Formfiller@lemmy.world
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    Damn I guess I’ve never ovulated in my life

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    I do all the vacuuming here.

    Considering neither me nor the wifey are fertile, I think this is easily debunked and closed, then label as “incel drivel” and thrown into the fire.

    • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca
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      Username is definitely relevant. :)

      I would consider your comment to be far more truthful and accurate than what is pictured in the OP.

      Have a good day.

  • LolaCat@lemmy.ca
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    Poe’s law

  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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    “No, stop, where are you going? I have it on very good authority that you enjoy this!”

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    My wife always, always wanted pasta right before her period. It was always a good warning flag for her/us. So, this thread is a bit believable, …for me.

    • toynbee@lemmy.world
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      I pretty much always want pasta… Maybe I’m always experiencing menses.

    • mere@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      hang on, I feel there could be false positives there. Did she ever want pasta when she wasn’t on her period?

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    Suckers gonna suck

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