We all know that won’t work. Try this instead.
Fun fact, the digestion of milk/cheese creates casomorphins from caesin, one of the most prominent peptides in milk. Casomorphins can activate opioid receptors. Giving a woman a slice of cheese might work in your benefit if she eats the cheese.
I read that as “a slice of milk” and like. Technically yeah it’s not wrong
Yeah but this one unironically works for a lot of women.
Fascinating
That doesn’t sound right but I don’t know anything about women to dispute it.
Sounds condescending. Why not just compliment her ovipositor?
Madam, my compliments to your ovaries 🎩💪🏼🥚🙇
Community Note: This is actually bad advice that will get you stabbed
You’re right, and I find it hilarious that this needs to be noted.
Can confirm, was stabbed.
TIL I ovulate every Sunday 😂😅
Every day here and I don’t even have ovaries!
Possibly like “false pregnancy” in dogs?
I’m in heat thanks to climate change.
The sad thing is that some people will take this advice.
What’s sad about learning something new and getting laid?
I sincerely hope you’re /s ing.
Lol. I hoped that would be obvious.
Hi. Welcome to the Internet.
And some woman will have a good laugh and a narrow escape
Rings true to me. My wife never vacuums and is past menopause.
I feel sorry for any guy dumb enough to try this. Also my friends mom when i was 13 vacuumed every day and rearranged all furniture and vacuumed behind everything once a week.
Wow what a cycle that must have sucked
This is for betas. It says so in the upper right corner.
Damn I guess I’ve never ovulated in my life
I do all the vacuuming here.
Considering neither me nor the wifey are fertile, I think this is easily debunked and closed, then label as “incel drivel” and thrown into the fire.
Username is definitely relevant. :)
I would consider your comment to be far more truthful and accurate than what is pictured in the OP.
Have a good day.
Poe’s law
“No, stop, where are you going? I have it on very good authority that you enjoy this!”
My wife always, always wanted pasta right before her period. It was always a good warning flag for her/us. So, this thread is a bit believable, …for me.
I pretty much always want pasta… Maybe I’m always experiencing menses.
hang on, I feel there could be false positives there. Did she ever want pasta when she wasn’t on her period?
Suckers gonna suck
