I’ve never seen Apocalypse Now, but I get the feeling Trump has never seen Apocalypse Now.
One time there was a heat wave in my city, and I don’t have air conditioning at home. The movie theater was playing apocalypse now, I think it was the directors cut. It was 3 hours long so I bought a ticket because I wanted 3 hours of air conditioning. I had no idea what a great movie I was stumbling into! It was about war and how horrific it is.
That’s an interesting way to discover that film. You must have gone on one hell of a ride that afternoon.
We just got it on DVD. It’s the “Redux” edition. 3 hours 22 mins. It’s the 6th longest movie in our collection behind LoTR extendeds, Beh-Hur, and Lawrence of Arabia.
I had the redux years ago. I’ve come around to the theatrical being the best though.
Going in neutral without expectations is the best way to enjoy a movie in my opinion, there’s a indie theatre near my home that mostly plays older classics from US and around the world. I’ve had my mind blown by movies that came out decades ago, good movies age very well
Trump can’t surf!
See the directors cut or don’t bother
Is that “Redux?” We just picked it up, but haven’t watched it.
Great War movie by the way. That guy is a surfer fanatic and basically requested a famous surfer to surf in a hot zone. Dude was crazy just waking on beach with bullets landing around him.
I refuse to look this up, it must remain potentially satire for the final thread of my sanity cannot take this being real
dude honestly thinks he is the shit. If there was ever a pit fight between world presidents, I would bet money on him losing his first fight in the first five seconds.
Him v Lincoln , the ex wrestler who fights till he’s burger?
Who’d win? Are we going by Heads of State or do constitutional monarchs sit this one out?
They have royal pie takers who, according to the Magna Carta, have to stand in.
Lincoln or Roosevelt, or hell maybe George Washington. Trump out before they ring the bell.
If historical figures allowed, monarchs definitely yes. I want to see Queen Elizabeth on a horse kicking assess.
Which one? One or Two?
Also if historical heads of state are allowed I wanna see Robert the Bruce Vs Richard Lionheart and I also wanna see Charles the First hiding in a corner in the Foetal position rocking back and forth like a little bitch.
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Oh, then it depends when you bring her back. She came to the throne when she was 26 and also served in the army as a mechanic. At the D-Day memorial one year she was the only leader there to have served in the Second World War. So she knows how to shoot a gun, knows how to repair a car, and can defo fuck someone up if she was brought back at her prime.
I want both versions, first exactly for the same reasons you mentioned and second to see this but jousting with a heavy umbrella towards Trump:
The older one to the younger one: “Listen, Cabbage, we need to talk about this one kid you’re going to have. His name is Andrew and…”
Drag ‘em through the garden
Who won that war again?
This looks like treason. Treason is fun because there are both federal and state versions of it.
The last time this obese imbecile was that slim was deep in the last fucking millennium. Which was also when it was the last time he could squat like that, useless cunt.
If he tried to squat like that today he’d shit himself 4 times on the way down and then roll over like a hog in even more shit.Fuck sake, What type of bunch of fools could ever vote for this buffoon? Hang your head in shame.
I love the smell of a massive stroke in the morning. It smells like, victory.
To the world: someone please come liberate us from us.
No, we’re good. I know some people from the U.S., who still think nothing is wrong with the government. So we got to let the dumpster fire burn out a bit more.
Chipocalypse Now with fire shooting out the back.
Surely he is confusing Chicago with chipotle?
I’d like to actually see trump squat like this comfortably. I bet he would Taco.
Let’s look at the positive side, in case of a trial they wouldn’t have plausible deniability
This is very similar to his playing of fortunate son.
He watched the movie and though the fire-murder guy was a badass.(Or more likely, he never watched the movie).I just realised he doesn’t make these himself (or come up with them). But still. Asshole.
We’re finally aware of the joke the rest of the world has always thought we were
