Me: “I’ll do my best but you know how hard it is to resist this.” Gestures at dad bod
Wife: “Oh, I’m well aware.”
Me: 😘
Wife: 😏… 🍆👉👌
This man wifes
Narrator: And then they FUCKED!
Well, at least the wife thinks highly of you.
MY DUMB LUCK: does it anyway somehow
ALSO MY DUMB LUCK: wife is into it
Isn’t that her daughter? I tell you there is some porn that I’ll never want to understand
That’s her clone.
Haven’t watched that show much, I was thinking that was her daughter from another dimension. Far less lines being crossed there haha
There is a Mad Max world version of Summer
its not a clone. its her from a different universe
Nope, she’s potentially the original, or a clone. https://rickandmorty.fandom.com/wiki/Space_Beth
i cant believe i fucked up my rick and morty lore…
About 16% in men have a fat fetish compared to <1% of women. Also about 36% of women prefer a partner heavier than them. Also, 97% want a man who’s taller than them while about 2 % of women want a man smaller than them.
Of all the people currently alive, about 7% are women aged 25-35. of those 1% like fat men, of those 2% want the man to be smaller. So you have 0.0014% of any given population who is female 25-35 and likes small fat men. About half of them are single, you you have 0.0007% of any population who will find you attractive.
In a city of 400,000 people that’s 3
So you’re saying there’s a chance.
Go to a cheap supermarket on a Monday at 2pm and you’ll see those coincidences irl
Where are you getting these numbers?
Straight out of their butt im guessing
This does assume that these are independent variables, which may not necessarily be the case.
Lemmy is finally in its incelposting phase! Not good!
3 is just too much for a lazy slob like me
Not bad tbh.
Got a link or anything to back up those stats about partner preferences? Sounds like some made up vcel nonsense.
Physical attractiveness isnt the only kind. Lots of dummy guys get got chicks by being funny or kind.
We usually say to each other…don’t bring home nasty STDs. Even though we both know…way to busy to fuck someone else.
Condoms are used
Even condoms don’t stop some STDs. Best way is to just find a clean one early. Then stick with her or him.
No guarantees. I know what I’m working with here, babe.
“You never told me not to!”
Hey sweatpants can do some work. Are they grey?
Also 40s can be good-looking
And “fat” is pretty subjective; people with average bodytypes can be very successful with confidence
Don’t forget that in places like the UK and the US, average body types are quite fat.
if the wife even has to say that, how insecure is that lol
I assumed it was a joke
No, it was very serious. Big red flag. He should hit a lawyer, delete a gym, and social media up.
Without context we can’t know if it was serious, a joke, or completely made up.
This platform just doesn’t do jokes, does it?
Too many people take things too seriously. Without context you just can’t make those sort of judgements.
