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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

Peak male form

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months ago
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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    #2 is packing.

    • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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      7 months ago

      He could fuck himself in the belly button.

  • Rusty@lemmy.ca
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    https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mens-beauty-contest-1919/

    • dandelion (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      7 months ago

      thank you

    • Grimtuck@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      What does it say? There’s no reject all and I can’t be arsed unchecking then manually.

    • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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      7 months ago

      I fucking knew it

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    Why does the guy on the left look like he’s wearing a collar made of skin?

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    #2 making a bold statement to go sans mustachio.

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    I spend copious hours in the gym because I never ever want to look like this. I was thinking about skipping today because it’s raining, so thanks for the motivation.

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      What’s wrong with them?

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        I would describe it as skinny fat but these guys are not fat, so I think the problem is that they have very little muscle all around.

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          To me they look totally normal, average. Beauty standards changed a lot and continue so do since the dawn of time.

          Checkout https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_of_Willendorf :)

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            I think working out and eating healthy is a good trend and blood work is happy for it, and don’t need some super crazy work out plan to look better.

            But the whole cosmetic surgeries and steroids which aren’t needed to be healthy is definitely overboard for the regular person who aren’t making living off their looks or athletic performance is overboard.

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            I remember discussing this in private school, I suggested its possible use was for portable masturbation on long trips lol.

          • Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works
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            Sure. But also we know what an active body looks like and it’s not like this. They look like normal guys who don’t get much excercise. Look at people living in pre industrial tribes, Greco Roman beauty standards etc. not saying it’s wrong to look like that, but I personally do not want to look like that. I think we look best with a little bit of muscle on.

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              It’s totally fine for me if you want to look like one of those Roman or greek statues but I don’t think the (above) average greek or todays indigenous people look(ed) much different from the guys in the post, eg Yanomami for reference: https://images.app.goo.gl/xR5KMPCo6XMwnQne6

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                Cmon that photo you linked makes my point exactly. The tribesmen clearly have better muscle mass. Just look at the man in the far right, that dude has fairly developed biceps and shoulders. Guy on the far left, I think I even see some vascularity.

                I think you might be looking at the chest only, which is actually pretty hard to build without weightlifting so it makes sense that neither would look like what our idea of muscular is in the modern day. Even the first bodybuilders had “underdeveloped “ chests.

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      Fuck it.

      today’s freezing, but I’ll go to the gym too :)

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        Hardest thing is getting there. Once you are in you kinda forget you didn’t want to go. Except when you don’t and you half ass it. But doing a little bit is better than doing nothing is what I say.

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    The oldest dude there is 23 years old

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    Some of these fellows are packin’ some serious heat!

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    One dude without a mustache lines in a world of regrets and self loathing.

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      I’m surprised they even let him enter the contest.

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    Loving the dazzle camo shorts on #4

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    #4 With that dazzle camouflage, ready for naval engagements

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    Cover up those bellybuttons, boys

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Sluts

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    You guys said no mustaches! Oh come on!

  • FundMECFS@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Fine young lads

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    They’ve got those horizontal lines to accentuate the boys.

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