Definitely worth the microplastics and fart infused libations. Aunt Bertha can get that pressure high enough to squirt a laser beam of wine across the living room.
Well, we each have our talents.
You must have an interesting family.
It’s has occured to me that it’s probably a wine bottle sized bladder in the side rather than being entirely filled with wine
Says it hold 150 gallons in the bottom left. I’d wager someone just photoshopped the arm, tube, and text onto an existing bean bag listing
Brb I’m going to release a vibrating version and become a billionaire.
Sadly doesn’t exist. I was gonna send the Amazon link to my alcoholic aunt 😂
Wouldn’t it get warm from the body heat?
That much thermal mass would stay room temp for a while, probably longer than you are conscious. I recommend a cab.
Alcoholism is gross. Stop having kids. Abortion abortion abortion
I’ll drink to that!