His mind stayed relatively intact. Just that his blood suddenly teleported a foot to the left.

But is any of it usable? I had the realization a whole back I spent more time getting alllm written scripts to work than I could have if I wrote the script myself.

Thats fuckin funny. Great location for a memorial

BE NOT FURFRAID

I’m aiming for a September 31st release

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Why don’t they want a weirdo’s please? That’s one of the best pleases you can get.

Did you know your scrotum has eyes?

CRTs used to drive me nuts. No matter where I was in the house, I could always tell if someone was watching TV

Would you like me to apply the baby oil to Satan’s asshole, boss?

Id add a bit more, personally

Excuse me, have you ever heard of Microsoft?

I love that episode.

“Hey wait a minute! Bender’s name isn’t Bonder, it’s Bender!”

Seconded. Many schools have programs that will help with funeral costs if you donate.

My apologies. In my attempt to be horrifically racist, I forgot to also be sexist. It won’t happen again.

Well, it would fucking suck. Being invisible means light passes through the retinas and would not be absorbed by photoreceptor cells, making me completely blind. I guess I would try to go somewhere quiet so I could listen out. Being blind would be a death sentence in the wild. My only hope is to get picked up by a zoo or rehab center that actually cares for the animals.

Oh that too. We make sure to remind the poor white folk they are still better than rich black people

I like to keep searching for something after I found it so that this statement isn’t true. My wallet was actually at the third to last place I looked.

Move north. Sun sets here at like 930 in July