I’m going with Danny Devito! That fuck would straighten out the church. He got good morals. He just a nice guy. What about you?
Satan. I’m pretty sure he would greatly increase the morality and the accountability in the Catholic Church.
If nothing else he would send all the pedo preists to hell.
Accountability.
The Gang Bankrupts The Vatican
theme song
Screw it, I’ll be the pope if that means I can release the records on their pedo priest protection program.
Cue Musk with his lottery for votes.
Adam Savage
“You’re the pope?? I didn’t vote for you…”
- Benjamin Franklin, probably. Or whoever it was that said “Not everything quoted on the internet is real”
Honestly I don’t care (well, beyond making this
popepost), as I am not catholic. I am technically a protestant by heritage, but the truth is that I find even the term “agnostic” to be too religiously loaded to the point where I usually refer to myself as areligious instead.As for the pope. Well, he’s… there… well, not right now. But he will be soon-ish. I’ll just accept whoevers named announced while venting smoke from the cardinal thunderdome as being the new pope. And then he’ll be there again.
Beyond that, he doesn’t affect my life in any way. Nor do I affect his life in any way. Unless he accepts my challenge to an offroad and uphill car race. Yes, he’s gonna have to drive the popemobile himself for this. I’ll be driving my new AWD Lolvo. I’m sure it’ll be fun for anyone involved, no matter who wins.
But having said all of that: I think Robbie Coltrane would do well as a pope.
Joe Biden
John Oliver
Donald Glover
Gilbert Gottfried
Resurrected harambe
Bill Burr would be pretty funny I think
Yeah Danny sounds good. Or Jack Black would pope the hell out of that Vatican, literally.
Can’t
I’m thinkin’ Father Guido Sarducci will come outta nowhere and sprint to the win.
Deadmau5.
The tapes of some of these Catholic hymns are getting kinda worn- let’s get some fresh beats to liven things up. And a laser lightshow in St Peter’s Basilica would help appeal to the “hip youths” ensuring a continued Catholic hegemony for the next century.