No sandwich is complete without a picture of obama
Where’s the Dijon mustard then?!
Fr*nch therefore colonialist and canceled
Gay Poop-on?
Super accurate except for conservatives being able to handle hot sauce
Replace the hot sauce with 2lbs of piping hot, thick, white American Patriot mayonnaise
Mayo has eggs, which real American patriots are happy to not be able to afford if it’s good for the economy ™
If we really want to get spicy then add some ranch.
No LGBT on my sandwich?
The Chadwich doesn’t even come with a side of guns. What is this weak beta shit.
I’d like to swap out the pronouns for some arguing about the meaning of the word Liberal, if it’s not too much trouble
the fact that every single ingredient in the Chad sandwich is bad for your health…is more than a little ironic.
What’s so bad about super hot sauce?
Wait I need more details about this sandwich based political spectrum. What does it mean if I refuse to have a pulled pork sandwich without coleslaw on it?
It means you have standards.
It means you have standards.
Is vegan cheese an actual thing?
Yeah, it’s just plant based. Some of them are awful, other ones are shockingly good. Texture is usually pretty much the same. Basically like lactose free cheese now a days. 5 years ago it was plastic but now you can’t tell the difference.
Example pizza with vegan cheese:
(Source: My dinner on Friday.)
This one is 50% Daiya smoked Gouda block and 50% store brand veg Mozzarella.
Yeah. Some vegan cheese is ok on a burger. But the uncanny homogenous texture freaks me out on a sandwich. It’s a weird transition. Also. Gouda is addictive. Nothing can beat gouda.
Where’s the avocado?
On the toast.
oh, didn’t see it. Thanks! In that case, that sandwich is acceptable
