Everyone who has reported experiencing stress at work has been fired.
Everyone who has reported having a really easy time of it has been retained.
Incidentally, the amount of work getting done at our company has plummeted.
Also incidently everyone remaining is extremely stressed about feeling stressed and getting laid off. Good luck, yall.
No no no. They’re not stress. Nobody is admitting to being stress.
They are, however, much more active on LinkedIn job posting all of a sudden.
WTF i’m really hoping this is fake
I don’t think it’s that easy to “effective immediately “. I know my company managed problem employees out over months. Employees in India are much better protected than in the US.
https://www.rippling.com/blog/labor-employment-law-in-india
India doesn’t recognize at-will employment
Barring cases of severe misconduct, you generally can’t dismiss an employee in India without notice or paying the employee out. Employers need reasonable cause to involuntarily dismiss employees, which includes willful insubordination, theft, fraud, extensive unexcused absences, and disorderly conduct on company property
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It’s not fake. Search it and full articles will come up
And that’s how disinformation killed the Information Age.
Edit: Come on. You lot shouldn’t need my help finding a verifiable source yourselves. If there’s so many articles on it, I’m sure you can find at least one verifying the source without my help. Or you can subscribe to an ad populum fallacy and believe a mass of articles presenting no actual evidence. You’ll find the answers to the questions you ask me with your own initiative. I believe in you!
So is it real or not?
So is it real or fake?
The beatings will continue until morale improves
I like that “fostering a healthy and supportive work environment” translated to “CULL THE WEAK!”
There’s a disappointing lack of IT Crowd references in this thread
are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? …
Pretty sure this is the plot of a dystopian Doctor Who episode. Two actually, thinking about it.
In the interests of maintaining a healthy population, we have increased our investment in hospitals. Every doctor has a new gun and will shoot you if you’re sick.
Maybe committed to destroy a healthy work environment, e.g. a work environment in which employees can be open about how they feel and don’t need to fake being happy?
Every interaction you have with a large employer is to their benefit, don’t forget it. You are not a part of the broader consideration, as a human, beyond what you cost and what you can produce.
Imagine if they kept just one of the people who reported feeling stressed… How stressed do you think they’d be after seeing this?
That’ll give them perspective! Next time they won’t feel so stressed out 😀
(This was all written very tongue in cheek. I am not a serious person.)
The beatings will continue until morale improves!
Capitalism baby! Cut the weak. It’s not us, it’s you.
Fucked up.
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