Do it while he’s alive. Why waste a troll on a corpse?

You don’t always have to do what Jesus says, you know.

Yes it’s perfectly fair and most of us don’t mind.

Stop polluting up all our shit. Fuck you.

Hate speech is a good start. Go about the place saying “Muslims rape children” or “F-slurs make us lose wars” and you are actively making life more dangerous for people.

Roads aren’t the only societal cost of cars.

Even if someone you don’t like asks you not to draw Muhammad, you still have the option of not drawing Muhammad.

Ok, so I’m going to do one that’s actually likely to be downvoted by the Americans here.

Sometimes censorship is necessary for a safer society.

Most of these comments have built-in solutions.

“You should stop shooting each other.” Solution: stop shooting each other.

“Universal healthcare is better” – if you can’t see a suggestion there I don’t know what to tell you.

We aren’t in your timezones, so we’re not going to join your Discords.

All of your sitcoms are crap. The same recycled gags over and over. Unpleasant people who hate each other snarking, saying “oh my god” and then explaining their jokes.

You’re lucky you only have one, and it’s only a single layer deep

Basically the same reason though: woeful government underinvestment in order to funnel money to the ruling class.

But look how many awful fish she could be killing!

We’ve been around for like sixty years now. If we were milk we would have developed culture. But we’re not so we didn’t.

Av another cado.

In the interests of maintaining a healthy population, we have increased our investment in hospitals. Every doctor has a new gun and will shoot you if you’re sick.

How is babby formed?

It’s because we’re stuck with a bunch of twats who can’t let go of the past. They’ll stick with Imperial measurements, mostly because the word looks like “Imperialist” and that’s the side they want to be on. Jacob Rees-Mogg is a wrought-iron dildo.

HEART stoppers, amirite?