giddyup

holy shit! that cat’s got a quato!

look…I’m just glad roaches don’t have sharp teeth and spiders can’t fly.

let’s stop while we’re ahead

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ooooook, in the city this would create your own smog box!

no poop knife for this guy, amiright?!

came here looking for fish jokes, not leaving disappointed

are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? …

if you really want to boil your noodle…

your hands aren’t even really touching themselves. if you go down small enough you strip everything down to atoms…and they are mostly empty space…the only thing that interacts are the nuclear forces keeping it all together.