cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/22508834
I’m a .world user, so i have to say the obvious thing that this is just a joke, and should not be taken seriously
please report to your american embassy to claim your honorary citizenship
Lol this is great and frankly hard to argue with. I was inspired to do my own impression of Brazil as an American who’s never been to Brazil.
As a brazilian who doesnt live in “all my brazilian friends live here” i have to say i am profoundly affended.
Good job :)
You understand you just insulted my entire race of people?
But yes.
There’s also this other city without beach where people are from otherwise this is imo 1000% accurate as a European who hasn’t been to South America let alone Brazil
Please keep the South Carolinians in their enclosure
Louisiana is definitely low on the list, but Mississippi and Alabama are 1000% worse. It seems like those two constantly fight to be in last place
Spoken as someone who doesn’t travel those 3 states. Alabama is head and shoulders above the other 2.
Oh, I do travel through there. I hate it for many, many reasons
As a Brazilian, I didn’t even know USA was more than Florida (where shitty brazilians tend to migrate to), New York (what paulistas wish they were) and Texas (bang bang)
You haven’t heard of LA? That surprises me.
As a former L.A. resident- the people who live there think it’s a separate country too.
There’s a massive Brazilian community here in Massachusetts, and with how people drive like the road laws don’t apply you’d feel right at home.
When I was in Paraíba around JP a few months ago it wasn’t much different than Boston, just more hatchbacks and motorcycles and less SUVs
Why colonize Florida for the Brazilians? Brazil doesn’t deserve such horrendous fate.
I don’t think anyone has ever been so kind to Mississippi.
You have to admit that this map is not actually wrong.
The too hot part in California confuses me? Is it because we are on fire?
In SoCal you have coastal and you have support groups for getting beat by the sun. It’s the same climate all the way from the hills around LA/SD to the mountains in New Mexico.
No kidding? Never knew that.
Louisiana is far too rich in culture to be considered our crappiest state.
Just like Maranhão(our crappiest state)
As someone who lives in Indiana, I can tell you that we have a lot of hat, very little cowboy.
Fuck I hate Indiana. I was an over the road trucker, and got to know all the states a bit. Indiana was consistently the worst.
Crappiest state is either Mississippi or Alabama. Louisiana at least has New Orleans. Otherwise, not bad.
I agree they need new borders. Way too damn square.
Giving Appalachia question marks from North to South is a good move. America has been giving it question marks since the founding.
Those lakes do really have a lot to love
I personally enjoy watching the tourists freeze in t-shirts and shorts in SF in the summer. Granted inland Northern California is way too hot.
