As a gentleman, I’d offer to hold the steering wheel so she has an easier time aiming her lance at oncoming traffic.
She’s in the passenger seat, you can see the car in the background is also right hand drive
Then I would definitely hold the steering wheel.
Oh, that makes it easier!
Let’s be honest: she’s probably not a very good driver. They didn’t even have cars back then, this must be a lot to process for her.
Take her to a knightclub
Hey Google, how do I award a comment Lemmy gold?
BTC: Hfv5337hdd-64drtGTmib85CT
(This is a joke, that’s not a real Bitcoin wallet. DM me for the real one)
If it’s not a real address, why is it letting me send all of these bitcoins to it?
Noooooo!
Just admit it. You look pretty silly right about now.
What makes you think I’m not already similarly equipped?
(Any good excuse to trot out this heavy bastard, which I don’t have occasion to do often enough anymore. It could really use a polish. There’s a project for the weekend…)
Nice mail!
Thanks.
I have a set of matching super historically authentic pants in the same pattern and material (with suspenders!) as well. I might even still fit in them, but I haven’t tried in a while.
Love it 😀
beg her to marry me
I hear women love being begged for things
It greaves me to say it, but I’d pull her into a warm vambrace and try to tap that cuirass.
I love this.
Now get out.
“I’m glad you brought protection”
what i’m told
CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!
I’m a locksmith and I’m a locksmith.
Locksmith lawyering intensifies
Get either a piercing weapon to exploit weak points or a bludgeoning weapon to transmit force through the plate, because she’s clearly here to do battle. Dinner can come AFTER I’ve defended my honor.
Looks like I’m in for a good knight!
We take Jerusalem!
Marry her.
I sense one or two potential red flags.
You’ve got mail!
FE-mail. (Because Fe is the chemical symbol for iron.)
Yep, she’s a keeper.
“Glad to see you brought protection.” 😈
