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neutralbipolar2@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

No way they’ll find me now

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No way they’ll find me now

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neutralbipolar2@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • Domille@sh.itjust.works
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    How much trouble would you get into if you pressed “yes”?

    • Blamemeta@lemmy.world
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      You get denied and an investigation is opened.The main thing is catch idiots, and to slap an extra charge on for lying.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Hello there

  • Move to lemm.ee@lemmy.world
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    The online porn method of age verification.

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    Do you get a free cavity search if you answer yes? Because I can’t afford a dentist.

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    Where’s the “I’m not sure” option?

    • Andvari@lemmy.world
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      Prefer not to say.

      • NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social
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        “Help me decide”

  • danc4498@lemmy.world
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    This should make going through security much faster and less invasive.

  • over_clox@lemmy.world
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    Looks at the top right, finds the X button

    Oh fuck, this looks like Twitter now…

  • MrMobius @sh.itjust.works
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    The real question is how many times a day does the security team has to go check on a false alert because somebody’s finger slipped?

  • hamid@lemmy.world
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    I love how I get randomly selected every time

  • Simple Jack@lemmy.world
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    Jokes on them. I had my fingers crossed behind my back!

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    OP just got added to a new list.

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    What would happen if someone pressed “Yes”?

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      Believe it or not, straight to jail.

      • people@kbin.social
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        Do not collect $200.

  • SAF77@lemmy.world
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    Of course not. I’m a freedom fighter.

  • stardom8048@lemmy.world
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    I feel like they gotta ask because if the answer is “yes” some action should probably be taken…

  • mykl@lemmy.world
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    Oh boy, did I just buy the wrong domain name.

    https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/1290585

  • Shardikprime@lemmy.world
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    2000 iq level move

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